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twitter is my life
2:34 pm 02/26/26
yurts in my yogurt or my yogurt in a yurt?
you need all of these to make a nugget
jeez
3:27 am 02/20/26
what's your favorite day of the week? mine is i'm cool
i like the one that starts with the letter a and ends with z
3:10 am 02/18/26
The greatest Lego stop-motion video on YouTube is probably gone. And I'll never know what it was.
google video is also gone
5:56 pm 02/17/26
what do you think about pronouns
I NEED IT
2:53 pm 02/16/26
Do you like balloon dogs?? like the design not just the balloon idfk what im asking
they're all the same
11:24 pm 02/15/26
did you celebrate valentine's day?
somebody said "happy valentine's day" to me, so i'd say i was celebrating it
11:19 pm 02/14/26
Have you eaten cranberries within the last fifty milennia
i spent all this time eating cranberries
3:58 am 02/05/26
1. do you plan on finishing any of the snippets from fever (is what makes you sick)?
i'm pretty sure i've already done that
2. why can't we be free to go our own way?
because the world hasn't let you
thanks
could be worse
4:03 pm 01/27/26
should antidisestablishmentarians all get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and die?
i think you should make a youtube skit about this
10:22 pm 01/25/26
chaosyumi more like cosmosaiyu amirite haaa ahhahahah haahha ha haa a haha 🝇a ha ha hh ah a haa h
cosmicsaying
10:55 am 01/25/26
are you super mario luigis mansion gost or are you a mango
i'm a mythical being from the moon. just kidding i'm chaosyumi
4:33 am 01/23/26
Dog goes "woof", cat goes "meow", bird goes "tweet" and mouse goes "squeak". Cow goes "moo", frog goes "croak", and the elephant goes "toot". Ducks say "quack" and fish go "blub", and the seal goes "ow ow ow". But there's one sound that no one knows... What does the fox say?
boombing
11:09 pm 01/22/26
do you ever just W A L K to flex on em wheelchair bois?
oh no i need my feet for that
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a computer, good internet, a working keyboard, and multiple mice
7:49 pm 01/14/26
Is the recurring dinosaur-like character Yoshi in the Super Mario franchise by the Japanese company Nintendo transgender? He lays eggs.
i'm sorreyy but i can't reeeally tell if somebody or somethiing is transgender or nott :(
3:38 am 01/14/26
thoughts on ghosts, and ghosting?
boobiespookies
11:00 am 01/10/26
what if life is actually an ARG and I'm missing the clues?
you should start worrying a lot
3:54 am 01/10/26
Which is the superior gender: women or men?
most men think they're better than women
6:41 pm 01/12/26
But that's what other people think. What's your opinion?
it really depends on who you are
why big dicks i don't get it
8:33 pm 01/02/26
why
is
there
so
much
space
between
every
line??
i don't know why i'd know that
ps: i apologize to whoever asked this for removing the 174 lines
10:25 am 12/30/25
is bil wurts ur uhhhhhh
like
brother
or something
y'know, fuck that question, answer mine: why is there so much space between every line??
4:09 am 12/26/25
On my own, would I wander through this wonderland alone never knowing my right foot from my left, my hat from my glove?
i do not know, i think other people know more than me. ask somebody else that same question and tell me what they said, i'll be waiting for you
shoot! the pumpkin is gone!
i miss everybody equally
5:32 am 12/20/25
Never gonna...
- [ ] give you up
- [ ] let you down
- [ ] run around
- [ ] desert you
- [ ] make you cry
- [ ] say goodbye
- [ ] tell a lie
- [ ] get it not this time never ever gonna get it my lovin'
all of these are possible and impossible
3:14 pm 12/16/25
It's crazy how you are funny and an amazing person. but do you really care for other people's feelings?
one of the main things i try doing is not letting people down
4:41 am 12/16/25
i wanna write a song, oh baby is that so wrong?
i'm one of the nicest people that has ever stepped foot on this earth so a question like this would obviously get a "no, it's perfectly fine! do whatever you want!" from me, but now that i've said that i'm going to answer this question with a "yes it's very wrong to give people ear cancer from your shitty ass music"
9:02 pm 12/16/25
so, in other words, you were going to say no, but now that you think about it yes?
both of the examples were exaggerated
6:42 pm 12/15/25
is it technically gay to be a straight man? since straight men like women and most women are straight which means they like men and that's gay
i think that's just an excuse for straight people to say fag
3:11 pm 12/15/25
I don't see any demons during sleep paralysis. Is this normal?
don't scare me like that
mostly
6:01 pm 12/10/25
how is the square root of 2 infinite? like it equals 1.414... and it never ends
if you think about it, 2 is the world's favorite number. it has the privileges that no other number has. have you ever thought why the 2nd month of the year can have one more day, and no other month can? well, do not say the words "leap year" while answering that so my analogy makes sense. midnight is 12 in some clocks, which also ends with 2. december, the final month of the year, also ends with 2! we are in the year 2025, do you think people wondered if the year 1000 was going to be the end of the world? i have no idea. but now i'm curious, actually. even the amount of questions i've answered in this page is 22+22! (the scallop question doesn't count because it was a strawpage one.) i wonder if the other numbers are jealous of 2's success. 67 doesn't count because everybody has different opinions about it, but not 2. have you ever seen somebody hate on two? i haven't, and i never will. because 2 is a perfect number. when's the 19 love coming, though? heck, even this answer has 19 mentions of 2! anyways, the main point is, the number 2 will Indefinitely be Infinite, until somebody reinvents math.
gay is homosexuality and straight is a line
12:11 pm 12/07/25
How much pickles you have in your house
next question
a lot more life
5:32 am 12/05/25
what to eat with swedish meatballs? (spaghetti does not work)
a lot of swedish meatballs
yeah, and i saw it happen. it was brutal.
11:08 pm 12/02/25
why did the chicken (The Beatles) cross the road (Abbey Road)?
because music was just too cool
5:10 pm 12/02/25
does anyone else miss the pre-ChatGPT era of LLMs?
does LLM mean "Literally Lovable Moments"
9:32 pm 11/30/25
do you consider yourself as a pathological liar?
i'd much rather not answer this question
i like both, i don't know which one to choose
something i don't do
3:52 pm 11/27/25
what would you eat on thanksgiving?
candy
2:05 pm 11/27/25
how much money to have sex with a dude
sometimes $0, sometimes way too fuckin' much
V I D E O S
6:48 am 11/20/25
cheese or peanut butter? or cheese butter...
are there 3 options
why not
well maybe, first you should mine
yesterday, but you didn't miss it, you still have time
12:53 am 11/12/25
what is the difference between knowledge and wisdom?
the difficulty of spelling it
11:09 pm 11/11/25
0+0 = 0x0. 2+2 = 2x2. ∞+∞ = ∞+∞. What is 2 doing here? I smell a conspiracy.
it helps to calculate your math problems, it's your pal
8:50 pm 11/11/25
well then, what even IS currency?
some kind of like poetry stuff
8:23 pm 11/11/25
If I have a banker's dozen eggs, and I eat a baker's dozen eggs, how do I undo my unholy mistake before it engulfs reality in utter darkness?
i'm sorry but you're goin' to hell for this one
current established currency that people use for some reason
9:56 pm 11/05/25
How in the world do you set up one of these question pages
with enough dedication you can do pretty much anything, except a black hole and some other huge things
8:14 am 11/05/25
gif or jif and respond carefully chaos
i mean it literally says .gif
3:56 pm 11/04/25
i have a theory that femininity is about cruelty and violence, while masculinity is about shyness and softness. what scientific experiment should i set up to prove or disprove my hypothesis?
do what the usual youtuber would do, and put 2 men & 2 women in 2 separate rooms
8:56 pm 10/31/25
instead of yaoi what if it was meowi and it was cats
what would be the thought process behind one of these
6:05 am 10/31/25
thoughts on entropy, and enthalpy?
they're nice to do
9:36 pm 10/28/25
Is representation metonymy or metaphor?
representation isn't the actual thing so it's gotta be a metaphor
there are many types of troubles but the main one is criminal activity. the way you get into criminal trouble is by punching a local police officer (no, this doesn't work with police officers from other places). and then you go to jail / try hiding from the police but you'll be found eventually. and that's pretty big
2:41 am 10/26/25
anyway, wozers wowzers got to adjust my trousers. wo wow wowzers think i just beat bowser yeah, ouch-ers wow yeah just bought a house over the counter traded a windmill for my chevrolet oh yow nowch owj owzers owowow oustro-turf oh, how's your nerf? ah, oh boyyyyy how's your surf? ouch. where did my oven mitt go?
you seem in a lot of pain and very shocked do you need help
6:23 pm 10/25/25
well, if you try to make a victory lap of "genetically modified artificial peanut butter spread", the unexpectedness would outsay its welcome. although if you list maybe four or five things that contain "genetically modified artificial peanut butter spread" you could get maybe away with calling it absurd humor, but it's better to continue breaking the pattern, and (in this case) even better to keep the sequence short and sweet.
the unexpectedness is the key to absolute humorous humor. and also is made up words and things. but now that i think of it if you made up something that means you can absolutely make it for real, you just can't because you're not an engineer. neither a cook, probably in your case.
also, would the non-binary genders of partner not be covered by "jf" (joyfriend) (which, tbf, looking at it now, appears to be, as a term, not universally adopted)?
a toy company has probably used joyfriend sometime, so it HAS to be universally adopted. people just don't use it cuz it's stupid as shit
2:16 am 10/25/25
what 5 more could you have added?
sandwiches made of peanut butter, sorry i don't remember exactly what you said ....and possibly 5 more other genders
8:12 pm 10/24/25
so, get this: you take a jack, except it's in the box.
it's fine if i can open the box
4:30 pm 10/24/25
am i out of the loop or did the loop just move away?
or maybe you haven't realized that you moved away instead
ipods
4:16 pm 10/24/25
im gonna take u away form all this
why
1:42 pm 10/22/25
Are you falling in love with someone?
no
And are you comfortable with naming them?
probably
1:42 pm 10/22/25
i guess i wasn't being objective. now that i think about it i have met two smart people so far. which isn't a lot, but it's something. well, okay, objectively speaking i have met six, but four of them are disqualified by my subjective personal measures. is that mean of me?
yes
11:19 pm 10/21/25
when will i meet someone intelligent for once? i literally have not met even one single intelligent person so far
objectively or are you just being mean
2:23 am 10/21/25
do u hav a bf or gf or jf or polyethylene translucent jar of genetically modified artificial peanut butter spread?
i could have added 5 more
7:07 pm 10/20/25
are you a stranger to falling in love? do you know the rules? are you ever gonna give them up, ever gonna let them down, ever gonna run around and desert them? ever gonna make them cry, ever gonna say goodbye, ever gonna tell a lie and hurt them?
hold on
do things wrong
3:50 am 10/19/25
well, i thought you'd know the answer to my question!
i do know the answer to your question, i was just wondering
1:57 pm 10/18/25
why is everything so dumb and stupid?
why are you asking me
10:15 pm 10/17/25
how did you choose the color scheme for this uestqion page?
i chose the colors that looked good
it was pretty scary
6:37 pm 10/10/25
helo this is the 2nd time i've seen this page
and the first time i've asked a question
thankyouforallowingmetoexpresswhateverifeellikeexperessinghereeventhoughiwillprobablynotexpressanythingaagain
express yourself as much as you want anywhere. somebody is gonna stop you for some reason but it's not gonna be me.
8:01 pm 10/07/25
what should my next song be about?
something different
8:00 pm 10/07/25
what was the hardest part putting together your own question page form
actually learning how to do it
1:38 am 10/07/25
I am VandGD and I will say hello
hi
what makes you think that
9:09 pm 10/06/25
Why did you decide to come to earth?
i didn't even know i was in earth
?:?? pm 10/06/25
erm..... what the scallop?
this was a strawpage question
legacy questions