6:23 pm 10/25/25
well, if you try to make a victory lap of "genetically modified artificial peanut butter spread", the unexpectedness would outsay its welcome. although if you list maybe four or five things that contain "genetically modified artificial peanut butter spread" you could get maybe away with calling it absurd humor, but it's better to continue breaking the pattern, and (in this case) even better to keep the sequence short and sweet.
the unexpectedness is the key to absolute humorous humor. and also is made up words and things. but now that i think of it if you made up something that means you can absolutely make it for real, you just can't because you're not an engineer. neither a cook, probably in your case.
also, would the non-binary genders of partner not be covered by "jf" (joyfriend) (which, tbf, looking at it now, appears to be, as a term, not universally adopted)?
a toy company has probably used joyfriend sometime, so it HAS to be universally adopted. people just don't use it cuz it's stupid as shit